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THE SLOGANEERS, by Hep McSworley. (Lumbago) A pair of hotshot 1920s ad men hole up in an isolated New England beach house for a month to invent a new slogan for soap, but fail to produce even a single grammatical English sentence.

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THE STAR-WITCHES OF PRANCILLA V, by Leonevieve Sampler. (Grunch Press) The 1970s psychedelic space opera finally gets a second printing, with all the loving, paragraphs-long descriptions of transdimensional intercourse restored.

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FLAN-DERFUL!, by Bermice van der Smoot. (Crumplings) The cookbook where everything is flan! Includes recipes for San Fran Flan, Bran Flan, Dan Flan, Man Flan, Can Flan, and Flan Flan. As van der Smoot says, “Everything can be a flan, numbnuts!”