Kind of Inktober, but also not.
I have designed a tabletop rpg! Or, more accurately, I have modded an existing tabletop rpg.
It’s a cyberpunk game where you run missions in the horrible techno-noir future, and all the rules are on one page. Download, play, & share it at cyberpunk-rpg.com (it is free).
PINSTRIPES AND GREENBACKS, by Chumley Wexford. (Doubleblep) The true story of Abraham Lincoln’s first US Treasury baseball team. Get it for your dad.
TO TEACH A MAN TO FUSH, by Mystagon Frontsportice. (Pam) Everything you need to know about catching, scaling, deveining, declawing, and unflaming all the fush in the sey.
BURNING LOVE, by Wheels McGuinness. (Lambcrimes) Police Lieutenant Hack Firewhistle has to seduce a notorious anarchist to prevent him from torching Sexy Doctor Children’s Hospital.
THE LIFE-CHANGING MAGIC OF PUNCHING, by Chex Hashimoto. (Pringuin) How to organize your home by just fucking wailing on all your shit.
SHAQ’S CRYPTOZOOLOGY FOR KIDS, by Shaquille O’Neal. (Hats) The actor, rapper, and basketball star guides kids through the world of sasquatches, jackalopes, and chupacabras.
THIS ISN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, by Jericho Plame. (Hup) A man falls in love with a bicycle, but he DOES NOT have sex or want to have sex with the bicycle. We really cannot emphasize this enough; nobody fucks a bike in this novel.
HOW TO GET DRUGS REAL GOOD, by Marcus Notacop. (Ecilop Publishing) How to buy drugs to get like, super high. Requires 2 AA batteries, but not because there’s a wire in there or nothin’.