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THIS ISN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, by Jericho Plame. (Hup) A man falls in love with a bicycle, but he DOES NOT have sex or want to have sex with the bicycle. We really cannot emphasize this enough; nobody fucks a bike in this novel.

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THE SLOGANEERS, by Hep McSworley. (Lumbago) A pair of hotshot 1920s ad men hole up in an isolated New England beach house for a month to invent a new slogan for soap, but fail to produce even a single grammatical English sentence.

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THE STAR-WITCHES OF PRANCILLA V, by Leonevieve Sampler. (Grunch Press) The 1970s psychedelic space opera finally gets a second printing, with all the loving, paragraphs-long descriptions of transdimensional intercourse restored.